The W.M.R.U…

After hours of searching through new jobs on the internet, we gave up...!
We decided to sit down and think for a while…
“What does the world have A LOT of?” I asked Mr Tikini…
“Land mass, SLR-toting SCENESTERS, and WASTE!” He promtly replied.
“Exactly. I agree.” I said. It was within those few seconds that we decided to
form an alliance… An Alliance with one very simple objective…
TO RID THE WORLD OF IT’S WASTE!
The virus that has plagued this planet since the turn of our new century
and possibly before… Wastemen aka Potato Boys!
Wastegyal and Wastelings Worldwide also BEWARE…

SPEXSAVERS INTRODUCE:

THE W.M.R.U. (WASTEMAN REMOVAL UNIT / POTATO-BOY SEISOUKYOKU)

If by any chance you see the battered limbs of any renouned or
up-and-coming Wastemen hanging out of the rear of our dump truck,
you’ll know why… Snatched off the turntables during mid-flow at venues
across the nation, Wastemen BEWARE! Kidnapped from behind the
assumed safety of their computer screen, Art Colleges and Streetwear
stores across the globe, Scenesters BEWARE TOO!

Waste of all descriptions will be PERMANENTLY removed with a service
that effortlessly rivals that of your local authority…
Wastemen, Wastegyal and Wastelings alike - none will be spared!
Unfortunately, we do not provide a recycling service at W.M.R.U.
Your unwanted waste products will not be melted down, re-packaged and
re-sold to you… Instead they will be INCINERATED never to haunt your
cherished individualist lifestyle again.

*REPORT your local Wastemen to us here…

The A-TEAM X The W.M.R.U.

Big Shouts to MVP!

Peace

Brassfoot

Posted by Spexsavers on 08/19 at 07:20 PM

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